“I was convinced that everyone in the restaurant had an iPhone, and they were using it to play some kind of new Brazilian dance hall mash-up they heard about in iPhone texts from their new supermodel friends, all the while sliding caviar into their mouths off the perfectly smooth iPhones whose glowing screens bathed their faces in soft light like a Caravaggio painting. . .”
Hehe… sounds like a Dennis Miller rant, doesn’t it?
But I think I’ll hold off. They’re still too expensive. And let’s face it: I get very few phone calls anyway.